

Marble Madness's marble is sort of affected by the more natural laws, accelerating as it goes down slopes, coming to a stop after it's rolled so far on a flat surface. In a world before physics, games were allowed to invent their own laws. And those sadists ensured that the home computer ports were just as tricky. Arcade gamers liked to be challenged, to empty every ten pence from their wallet into the machine so as to suffer as much as possible, and afford no bus. The game was famous for its difficulty - praised for it, in fact. As evocative as that bright green desktop and its accompanying insects are the isometric, minimalist mazes that I could no more roll a marble through then than now. Which doesn't in the slightest bring me back to Marble Madness. I think this is the most fearsome depiction of Hell I've ever seen. ("Ooh, buzzy buzzy bee, buzzy buzzy bee, buzz bu- oh it's loaded.") A bee that I would buzz around the screen, while singing the "Buzzy Bee" song. Marble Madness is an arcade video game designed by Mark Cerny, and published by Atari Games in 1984. When something was loading we Atari owners didn't see a boring egg timer - we saw a busy buzzy bee. To compensate for the above loss I did at least have the bee mouse cursor, which no stupid Amiga owner could compete with.
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I can recall one slightly cheeky feature about how to clean your mouse's ball.īut I still loved my ST. I remember scouring the pages of features about making boring music or drawing a sphere in DPaint, trying to find something silly, something naughty. I'm sorry to any Format writers out there, but to a 12 year-old in 1989, that was about as cruel a thing as that year's cancellation of Doctor Who. The Amiga had the greatest gaming magazine of all time, Amiga Power - the guidebook followed by anyone worth reading today. But when it came to specialist publications, to say the ST fell short is like describing the Grand Canyon as quite a big hole. There was, for a time, incredible multiformat mag Zero. It's not as smooth as the Amiga version, or as shiny as the arcade, which only makes it more sinister. I'm lamenting the accompanying magazines. And I'm not dragging up the tedious argument over which machine was better (I believe the correct answer is n, where n = the machine you owned). I love my dad very much, but his crime of getting an ST instead of an Amiga has been hard to forgive. It reached me via my father's Atari ST, about three years after the original release. Such was the game's success it received a port to every gaming device imaginable. Floppy-haired kids were challenged to guide a marble through Escher-ish mazes using a trackball, and encouraged to seek independent glory. I'm surely better at it now.Ītari's Marble Madness was originally developed for the arcades and became a big hit. It's a game I haven't touched since my hilariously inept 12 year-old attempts. Too much sensory overload, too many childhood memories evoked by a single sprite or sound effect.

And not because it's incredibly difficult. I'm really struggling to play Marble Madness.
